Baby Insanity Wolf is Mad at Gay Friend

Baby Insanity Wolf

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vicoli: “My son was born just in time for his 80th birthday”

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Source: vicoli, “My son was born just in time for his 80th birthday (x-post /r/oldbabies).” Imgur. 23 February 2015

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Breaking News! Hannah Delmonte Gets a Date to the Prom!

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In February 2015, Hannah Delmonte needed a date to the prom, so she asked a guy to let her take him to prom: Philadelphia Eagles linebacker Emmanuel Acho. She contacted him through Instagram and tried to get him to agree to go to prom with her if she got 2,000 retweets of her conversation with him. Mr. Acho is not that easy of a date to get; he held out for 10,000 retweets. Actually, she got that number easily. Mr. Acho said, “All it took was for me to go to dinner, get up from dinner, 3 hours go by and she’s at 9,983. At that point in time, I knew I would be going to prom.” Mr. Acho even surprised her with a visit to her school, Woodgrove High School in Purceville, Virginia, on Friday to tell her in person that they would be going to the prom together. He gave her an Eagles jersey adorned with the number 15 (his number is 51) and the word “PROM” written across the back in place of a name. When she saw him, she cried. Later, on Twitter, she wrote, “I used to laugh at people who would cry when they met famous people … and then today happened.” Mr. Acho said, “It was awesome because you get to see raw emotion. It’s hard in life because we’re always trying to cover up our raw emotions, but for three seconds you saw her raw emotion. When I saw that, it really touched my heart.” He added, “It means so much just to see the support [of fans]. When I saw her cry, that’s when it really hit me to how big a deal this all was because I just consider myself a regular guy. When you see the effect you have on fans, it’s such a powerful feeling.” Ms. Delmonte’s father researched Mr. Acho before the Delmontes met him; he learned about Mr. Acho’s charity work in Africa. Mr. Acho said, “We shook hands and he instantly handed me a check.” The charity work is a family project. He said, “Every offseason, my brother [Samuel Onyedikachi Acho, linebacker for the Arizona Cardinals of the National Football League], my parents and my family, we go to Nigeria with about 40 doctors and nurses and we just do free medical care in a rural village in Africa where my parents were born.” In 2014, they saw an estimated 2,500 patients and performed an estimated $1.28 million in medical care — free of charge. On Twitter, Hannah Delmonte wrote, “I am so honored to be taking such a tremendous person to prom. I can’t thank you enough for everything you’ve done.”

For More Information: Ray Boyd, “Emmanuel Acho Makes Trip To Prom With Lucky Fan Official.” CBS Philly (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania). 20 February 2015

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David Bruce: Insults

Dorothy Parker had a tart tongue. She once said, “That woman speaks eighteen languages, and she can’t say ‘no’ in any of them.” When an acquaintance left the table, saying he had to “go take a leak,” Ms. Parker remarked, “He really wants to telephone, but he’s too embarrassed to say so.” And when she was being shown an apartment available to rent, she remarked, “Oh, dear, that’s much too big. All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.” Her comment on a prom at Princeton was, “If all the girls were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be surprised.” When someone once told her that Clare Boothe Luce was always kind to her inferiors, she replied, “And where does she find them?”

A singer once came to Sir Thomas Beecham for advice about his son. He explained that his son was going to Oxford, but still didn’t know what he wanted to do with his life. He wasn’t interested in law or politics, and his family didn’t want him to go into business. Sir Thomas asked, “Why not make a singer of him?” The singer explained that this suggestion was quite impossible, as his son didn’t have any kind of voice. “Ah, I see,” joked Sir Thomas. “A family failing.”

During an election, a politician once grew angry at Parliament member Richard Brinsley Sheridan and said that he would knock his brains out. Mr. Sheridan stayed calm and said to the crowd of onlookers, “You have heard my opponent’s amiable desire. I have but one suggestion to make. Let him be very careful when he performs the operation. Let him pick up my brains, for he needs them sadly.”

During a performance of Richard Wagner’s “Lohengrin,” Emma Eames got the idea that Katti Senger-Battaque was trying to steal a scene from her, so she whacked Ms. Senger-Battaque on the head. After the performance, Ms. Senger-Battaque said that she wasn’t upset with Ms. Eames because “I was really surprised and delighted to see any evidence of emotion in Madame Eames.”

Mrs. O.H.P. Belmont, a social upstart, was not intimidated by the wealthy and fashionable. Mrs. Stuyvesant Fish once became upset with her and angrily told her, “I have just heard what you said about me at Tessie Oelrich’s last night. You can’t deny it because she told me herself. You told everybody that I look like a frog.” Mrs. Belmont corrected her: “A toad, my dear, a toad.”

Organist Nadia Boulanger once forced Walter Damrosch to conduct an organ concerto by Aaron Copland by refusing to play anything else. However, Mr. Damrosch got his revenge — after the concerto was finished, he turned to the audience and said, “If a young man at the age of 23 can write like that, in five years he will be ready to commit murder.”

Major Hill once charged Abraham Lincoln with making insulting remarks about Mrs. Hill. Mr. Lincoln replied that he had never said anything derogatory about Mrs. Hill, that he had the highest respect for her, and in fact the only thing he knew about her that put her in a bad light was that she had married Major Hill.

Groucho Marx was once approached by a man and his wife. The couple introduced themselves, and then the man said that his wife was a big fan of Groucho’s and was dying to be insulted by him. Groucho replied to the husband, “You ought to be ashamed of yourself. With a wife like that, it ought to be easy to think of your own insults.”

Edward Simmons was inclined to speak often and at great length. Oliver Herford once posted a sign at The Players Club: “Exit in Case of Simmons.” Once, Mr. Simmons told Mr. Herford that he had been offered $500 to resign from The Players. Mr. Herford advised him to hold out for a better offer.

A man was heckling a Salvation Army worker: “Do you believe that Jonah spent three days in the belly of a whale?” “I don’t know,” she answered. “I’ll ask him when I get to Heaven.” “But what if he isn’t there?” asked the heckler. The Salvation Army worker replied, “Then you ask him.”

While making “My Little Chickadee” with Mae West, character actress Alison Skipworth became annoyed with the female star and told her, “You forget I’ve been an actress for 40 years!” Ms. West replied, “I’ll keep your secret.”

Asked to explain the difference between “misfortune:” and “calamity,” Benjamin Disraeli made a joke about his political rival, William Gladstone: “If Mr. Gladstone fell into the Thames, it would be a misfortune, but if someone pulled him out, it would be a calamity.”

During a rehearsal of “The Darling of the Gods,” Herbert Beerbohm Tree asked an actor to stand back a little, then a little more, then a little more. The actor complained, “If I go back any more, I shall be right off the stage.” Mr. Tree replied, “Exactly.”

Sydney Smith was involved in politics as a Tory. While attending a performance of Handel’s “Messiah,” he saw Lord Brougham, a rival Whig, enter the hall, and he said, “Here comes counsel for the other side.”

During an outdoors picnic, King Harun rested his head on Bahlul’s knee, then asked, “I understand that you are related in some way to a thief. What is the relationship?” Bahlul replied, “I am his pillow.”

Once a woman complained to Sir Winston Churchill that she didn’t like either his politics or his moustache. Sir Winston replied, “Madame, you are unlikely to come into contact with either.”

At The Players Club, members were speaking of a much-disliked fellow member. One person said, “He’s his own worst enemy.” Franklin Pierce Adams spoke up: “Not while I’m alive.”

William F. Buckley had a keen wit. He once received an insulting letter from a Dr. Prickman, so he wrote back, “My friends call me Buck. What do your friends call you?”

Alexander Woollcott once wrote this defense of Michael Arlen, a friend of his: “Arlen, for all his reputation, is not a bounder. He is every other inch a gentleman.”

Copyright 2015 by David Bruce

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PokemonMasterZo: DJ Majestic Shot

DJ Majestic Shot

Source: PokemonMasterZo, “My 6 year old cousin was the DJ at his mom’s wedding the other night. I would say this majestic shot summed up his night.” Imgur. 22 February 2015

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We Need Food Stamps

WE NEED FOOD STAMPS. The comments below are in response to a comment against food stamps.

Good Food Stamps

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Source: cash4karma, “we all in this together.” Imgur. 21 February 2015

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Food stamps in the US are SNAP, Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program. We need this. It Feeds Kids. (And Adults. Adults Need to Eat, Too.)

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