Badass Obit

Purmont Obit

Source: “Aaron Joseph Purmort Obituary.” Star Tribune.

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Having never died, I can’t say for sure if there are any upsides to the whole experience. But from the outside looking in, it seems like it probably sucks a bag of eternal dicks. Think of everything you lose out on —chicken wings, new comic book movies, watching your friends fall down, a great pair of pants, monkeys, the beach.

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