The Gay Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5wfLcJd3LE&nohtml5=False
The Gay Song
Hey, I’m coming out closet kept me in.
In terms of gay, there’s so much don’t know where to begin.
No, I don’t like boys they’re too much man and men.
I’ll admit that I’m a girl that wants girls for the win.
Sue me if I’m different or sue me if you can.
Sorry that I’d pick KStew over any man.
I’m Ellen when she’s younger, I’m Lindsay without Sam.
I’m Rosi’s homo fanny pack, I’m Spashley’s biggest fan.
I’m gay I’m really gay, I’m super duper gay.
I’m gayer than a rainbow, I’m gayer than I’ll say.
I’m gay I’m really gay, I’m truly very gay.
You caught me I’m a lesbian and I like it that way.
Girls, I love their hair I love the way they move.
Nope, not questioning I got nothing to prove.
Why, force myself to forget what I love?
I’m here, I’m queer, dyke pioneer, I’m all of the above.
Maybe I’m not a hipster but boy do I love cats.
There’s little things us lezzies do no matter where we’re at.
Like tell ourselves that maybe, straight girls must be gay.
And we won’t buy denial no matter what you say.
I hope by now you realize I hope I’ve made it clear.
My gaydar bounces of the charts I’m lez from ear to ear.
This may be too much homo but darling gay means cheer.
So smile if you’re homo, hell smile if you’re queer!
Ally Hills: In Love with a Straight Girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihh-EuRUwa0
Ally Hills: In Love with a Straight Girl
So you’re in love with a straight girl
I see, the problem all the time
Is for you, that keep asking me
What do I do to change her mind
Absolutely nothing ’cause it’s probably a waste of time
After time I see it again
You’ve got a crush
You’re in love with your straight best friend
so, What can I do to change your ways
Because a straight girl will come
But a straight girl will never stay
Why, oh why do you think it’s okay
To pursue when you knew she wasn’t gay
Why, why are you coming to me when it’s
five word to learn let the straight girls be
Let’s rewind to the time when you first came out
When a guy would imply that you had a doubt
It’s on the cycle and you’re part of it too
Every group is guilty, now the blame is placed on you
Should move on, it’s not happening here
If she tells you that she’s straight
That doesn’t mean that she’s queer
What can I do to get it through your brain
Just don’t fall in love with the only one you can’t obtain
Why, oh why do you think it’s okay
To purse when you knew she wasn’t gay
Find the right girl for you
When you’re done the right one will
Love girls too
Don’t do it stop what are you doing
Don’t do it stop what are you doing
Find the right girl for you
When you’re done the right one will
Love girls too
