Hillary Clinton: Three Emails

To the Editor:

Through the use of my imagination, I have discovered the contents of three Hillary Clinton emails:

1) “Bill, no! We are not eating lunch at Pizza Hut, McDonald’s, and Taco Bell! Not with your fat *ss!”

2) “Chelsea, people are on my b*tt because I am not ‘housewifey’ enough for them. Would you mind baking some chocolate chip cookies and letting me serve them? I won’t lie and say I baked them, but if people want to assume that I baked them, I won’t correct them.”

3) “Note to self: Hillary, keep plugging away. You have a chance to do some real good for this country. Stay the course. If you are elected, you will protect the rights of women, get health care for more people, reduce the cost of college education, and do a whole lot more things explained at https://www.hillaryclinton.com/issues/. You will have to do all that while being opposed by Republican politicians, so most improvements will be incremental. Also, you are unlikely to get credit for all you do. But keep on keeping on. You can help a whole lot of people, and you will have plenty of time to rest after you are dead.”

David Bruce

Athens, Ohio


Once Again, “Bombshell” Clinton Revelation Fizzles As Facts Come Out (hilaryclinton.com)

  •       Investigation not reopened. Huffington Post: News Outlets Dial Back Reports Of FBI ‘Reopening’ Hillary Clinton Email Case
  •      No emails had been withheld. NBC News: “the e-mails Comey announced today were NOT originally withheld by Clinton or campaign.”
  •      Emils not from Clinton’s server. Bloomberg: New Clinton E-mails Not From Her Private Server, AP Says
  •      Emails reportedly not to or from Clinton. Los Angeles Times“The emails were not to or from Clinton”
  •      No indication emails bear significance. Comey memo to employees: “we don’t know the significance of this newly discovered collection of emails”
  •      Many emails likely duplicates of ones already turned over. ThinkProgress: The ‘new’ Clinton emails might all be duplicates
  •      Comey letter violates DOJ policy. Washington Post: Justice officials warned FBI that Comey’s decision to update Congress was not consistent with department policy
  •      Comey overruled AG Loretta Lynch. CNN: “Attorney General Loretta Lynch and Deputy Attorney General Sally Yates disagreed with FBI Director James Comey’s decision to notify Congress about his bureau’s review…”
  •      Former officials on both sides of aisle criticized Comey. New York Times“Mr. Comey’s letter opened him up to criticism not only from Democrats but also from current and former officials at the F.B.I. and the Justice Department, including Republicans.”
  •   Clinton and Trump both calling for more information. Huffington Post: “Both camps demanded that FBI Director James Comey disclose more details about the emails and the bureau’s investigation”


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