Ivanka Trump Boots







Ivanka Trump Women’s Livi Boot (Amazon)

“These Ivanka Trump items are NOT made in the USA. They were outsourced from factories in other countries!” — S. Tran (1 Star Review)


Ivanka Trump Women’s Issa Boot (Amazon)

“These Chinese boots are just perfect, whether walking the streets with your stepmother the streets of Moscow with your dad and Uncle Vlad — or dancing the night away at the annual Aryan Gala to the strains of A Whiter Shade of Pale, or just your everyday trampling the rights of others. However, they are so constricting that they sent me to the podiatrist, whom I could not pay, having lost my healthcare. My mom offered to pay, but she has lost her social security and now lives in an alley behind a deli off Lex.” — Carla Martin-Wood (5 Star Review)


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