Category Archives: Funny

Snippa and Snopp (YouTube)

Posted on December 31, 2018 by davidbruceblog

Little boys refer to their nether-regions as “pee-pees” and “wee-wees” among other things, what sort of slang do young girls use to refer to their nether-regions? I’m sorry if this comes off as creepy; I’m just curious because I just … Continue reading →

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David Bruce: Doctors Anecdotes

Posted on November 6, 2017 by davidbruceblog

https://pixabay.com/en/doctor-dentist-dental-clinic-1149149/ In 1980, speed skater Eric Heiden won five gold medals in individual events at the Winter Olympic Games in Lake Placid, New York. This made him the most marketable athlete of that Olympics, and he could have spent the … Continue reading →

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David Bruce: Death Anecdotes

Posted on November 5, 2017 by davidbruceblog

https://pixabay.com/en/day-of-the-dead-colorful-make-up-1868836/ Gay author Michael Thomas Ford had an uncle named David who was also gay and whose lover was named George. David and George lived together for many years in a committed relationship, but after they died together in a … Continue reading →

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David Bruce: Death Anecdotes

Posted on November 4, 2017 by davidbruceblog

https://pixabay.com/en/offering-colors-dead-2912287/ In the days before such things as Welfare and Social Security, people in this and other countries grew desperate because of poverty. A young mother — a struggling opera singer — who had been deserted by her husband grew … Continue reading →

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David Bruce: Dance Anecdotes

Posted on November 3, 2017 by davidbruceblog

https://pixabay.com/en/dance-ballet-powder-girl-dancer-422699/ When he was a young boy, children’s book author Walter Dean Myers went with some other boys to a church gym, where they hoped to play full-court basketball. They were disappointed when they found half of the court occupied … Continue reading →

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David Bruce: Dance Anecdotes

Posted on November 2, 2017 by davidbruceblog

  https://pixabay.com/en/ballet-dance-people-girl-ballerina-2564266/ Soprano Joan Hammond once appeared on the BBC series Gala Performance on the same program as ballet dancers Margot Fonteyn and Rudolf Nureyev. Unfortunately, as she was singing, she caught sight of the dancers warming up their muscles … Continue reading →

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David Bruce: Dance Anecdotes

Posted on November 1, 2017 by davidbruceblog

https://pixabay.com/en/ballet-ballerina-ballet-tutu-dancer-2789418/ Grover Dale started out poor, but became a millionaire through dance; however, he became involved in dance through accident. A neighbor wanted her son to have a companion in his tap-dance class, so she offered to pay for nine-year-old … Continue reading →

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David Bruce: Costumes Anecdotes

Posted on October 31, 2017 by davidbruceblog

https://pixabay.com/en/costume-middle-ages-musician-2512106/ Canadian figure skater Toller Cranston once lived in a house located in a very bad part of Toronto. On the street outside his house could be seen pimps, prostitutes, drug addicts, and hustlers. Once, Mr. Cranston had made the … Continue reading →

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David Bruce: Anecdotes About Conversation

Posted on October 30, 2017 by davidbruceblog

https://pixabay.com/en/old-man-old-men-elders-speaking-1739154/ When Ralph Nader’s mother, Rose, was in her eighties, he and she took a five-hour plane ride to San Francisco. Sitting in the row behind them was a young man who kept talking for the entire five hours, with … Continue reading →

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David Bruce: Conductors Anecdotes

Posted on October 29, 2017 by davidbruceblog

When he was young, Clemens Kraus was asked to be a guest conductor of the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra, which the composer Johannes Brahms himself used to conduct. At the rehearsal of a Brahms symphony, the orchestra was perfect. The first … Continue reading →

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