Source: chipbloch, “My friends have been making ‘friendzone’ jokes all morning after I got out of bed at 3 AM to drive a friend home after her car broke down.” Imgur. 20 September 2014
On 20 September 2014, Redditor chipbloch posted on Imgur a Matrix Morpherus memewith this heading: “My friends have been making ‘friendzone’ jokes all morning after I got out of bed at 3 AM to drive a friend home after her car broke down.” The text stated, “WHAT IF I TOLD YOU / NOT EVERY GUY WHO DOES SOMETHING NICE FOR A GIRL IS TRYING TO GET IN HER PANTS.”
Redditor absolutedesignz commented, “People wonder why I’m super nice to my beautiful female friend and don’t believe me when I say I have no romantic interest. When I was 23 I had just had a car accident. Had to quit two jobs then lost my third job on some bureaucratic bullshit.
“I was broke. About to be evicted. Had no money. And no one would help. So I was on my last leg and decided to ask this girl I hardly knew at the time as a last resort for $150 to help me out through the week. Without even questioning me she walked to Western Union in NYC and wired me money in Baltimore.
“From that point on she became my ace boon coon. When I finally moved back to NYC and tried to pay her back I had to practically force the money into her purse as she refused to accept it back.
“But no. [Sarcasm alert.] I’m nice to her because I want to f[**]k. Not because she’s one of three absolutely proven friends who I’d easily die for.
“Edit: I’m 31 now.”
Source: chipbloch, “My friends have been making ‘friendzone’ jokes all morning after I got out of bed at 3 AM to drive a friend home after her car broke down.” Reddit. 20 September 2014
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